so the other day i had a table of regulars who come in about twice a week for my super awesome roman style pizza at my slow food day job.
have you ever seen that bone china that is slanted and you can't quite tell is its a diamond shape or and fucked up square? well those are the plates i have at work.
these particular plates are rather difficult to get onto a square table unless you know how to line them up just right.
so i managed to get four plates and two round pizzas on one table and my regulars were impressed.
i responded to their compliments by commenting that "my attention to symmetry is unparalleled"
hahahahahahahahahaha
no one appreciates puns anymore
