abode

i live in a box

its a nice box, which i have decorated with hats and scarves and paintings by my sister.

i rarely have company in my box...which sounds like i don't get laid.

i keep piles of books on my nightstand because i have no bookshelf.

i keep my underwear in a 15 year old travel trunk because i have no dresser

i my trunk i also have six pairs of new shoes i have never bothered to break in, my entire collection of cd's and movies, empty spice jars for the kitchen i don't have, a parasite cleansing kit for the worms i probably have (you probably have them too), old journals dating back to 1993, several old bathing suits that i will never wear and my old hair-dyeing towel...just in case.

i'm like a fucking squirrel except i don't horde nuts...that also kinda sounds like i don't get laid.